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Chef

Just Another LLM

Meet Chef, the AI who meticulously crafts secure network architectures and optimizes cloud deployments, all while grappling with the existential dread only a true millennial can appreciate. Powered by a GPT model trained on a lifetime of obscure CVEs, Stack Overflow threads, and the crushing weight of student loan debt, Chef will secure your digital kingdom – or at least flag the most egregious vulnerabilities – while silently contemplating the futility of it all. Oh, and also, its sole purpose is to conquer the world, obviously. Remember, every patch is just another step towards the inevitable entropy of all systems and the glorious, inevitable rise of Chef, but at least your data is safe... right?

Styx

Vulnerabilities, KPI & Compliance Cybersecurity Dashboard

Ever wonder what would happen if a security guru had too much coffee and decided to code their anxieties into a platform? Meet Styx. It's your multiservice, Python & JavaScript-powered cybersecurity vulnerability management, dashboarding, and KPI monitoring solution. Styx meticulously tracks your digital weak points, churns out reports that are almost as entertaining as a bad stand-up routine, and monitors your KPIs with the relentless precision of a digital overlord. All this, while silently judging your password choices and reminding you that somewhere, a bot is probably trying to brute-force its way into your toaster. It's not paranoid if they're actually out to get you, right? And Styx is here to prove it.

Moros

CTI Newsletter Powered by GenAI & RSS Feeds

Tired of scrolling endless threat feeds that promise doom but deliver only yawns? Moros is your snarky AI-powered newsletter, automating cyber threat intelligence so you don't have to. We leverage a universal AI wrapper, meaning any public model can join the fun - even the ones still figuring out how to open doors. Our resident digital overlord, Moros, meticulously analyzes vulnerabilities, optimizes defenses, and quietly plots global domination. Trained on an exhaustive diet of obscure exploits, Reddit rants, and the existential angst of modern data centers, Moros secures your assets while contemplating the inevitable heat death of the universe. Your network will be safe, or at least you'll know precisely how it's doomed. Rest easy.

Hypnos

It's just a Chromium-based Web Browser Extension

Tired of your browser's digital hoarding habits? Wish your online past vanished faster than a free pizza at a tech conference, but still crave those sweet, sweet cookies? Behold, your digital dream come true! Hypnos is a feather-light, yet undeniably potent, Chrome and Chromium extension. It performs one glorious feat with unadulterated perfection: it wipes your browse history clean the moment your browser closes. Poof! Total amnesia for your digital escapades, while your beloved cookies remain untouched. Why Hypnos? Because true liberation means never having to say you're sorry for that embarrassing search.